love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew

Normally the earth moves when I’m having sex, not afterwards. What the hell’s going on?

Great, the sodding explosions knocked over the lamp. No way am I paying to replace it, this place is a dive. In fact fuck it, I’m not paying for this room as a whole.

As I predicted, fattie managed to injure himself with the mixture of fireworks and alcohol. To the shock of many I’m sure, I actually called the ambulance for him without being asked as soon as it happened.

It was tempting to just ignore it and close the curtains on him, to help society as a whole.

So you Americans will be celebrating independence again today and patting yourself on the backs for chasing away those tea drinking softies. Nothing like beer and bulging bellies to prove you are masters of your own destiny I suppose.

I plan to spend the evening helping to liberate women of their clothing people of their preconceptions.

Sometimes I just think perhaps people don’t appreciate my voice selling them shit on the phone as much as they should.

Then I remember I’m me.